A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely
foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
%
If there's anything more important than my ego around here, I want it
caught and shot now!
%
I always said there was something fundamentally wrong with the universe.
%
"Life," said Marvin dolefully, "loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."
%
Probability factor of one to one. We have normality. I repeat, we have 
normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own lookout.
%
"Drink up. The world's about to end."
"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
%
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
%
What do you mean, why has it got to be built? It's a 
bypass. Got to build bypasses.
%
I seem to be having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
%
"You just come along with me and have a good time. The Galaxy's a
fun place. You'll need to have this fish in your ear."
%
Except most of the good bits were about frogs, I remember that.
You would not believe some of the things about frogs.
%
In the beginning the Universe was created.  This has made a lot 
of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
%
"Ford," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
%
"`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of  that,'  and  promptly
vanished in a puff of logic.
%
DON'T PANIC!
%
42
%
Life," said Marvin, "don't talk to me about life."
%
"Alright," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the  Great  Question..."
"Yes ...!" "Of Life, the Universe and Everything ..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes ...!" "Is ..." said Deep Thought, and paused. "Yes ...!" "Is ..."
"Yes ..!!!..?" "Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
