[
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Freakazoid_1",
    "text": [ "The scariest thing in the world would be… if all the air in the world turned to WOOD!" ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Freakazoid_2",
    "text": [ "Okay, like, the scariest thing in the world would be… if like you went to grab something and it wasn't there!" ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Simpsons_1",
    "text": [ "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself couldn't eat it?" ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Simpsons_2",
    "text": [ "They call them fingers, but I never see them fing." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Simpsons_3",
    "text": [ "…oh, there they go." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Timothy_Leary",
    "text": [ "Science is all metaphor." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_IASIF",
    "text": [ "Science is a liar sometimes." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Durr",
    "text": [ "Science is… wait, what was I talking about again?" ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Dazed_and_Confused_1",
    "text": [ "Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Dazed_and_Confused_2",
    "text": [
      "Every day, George would come home, and she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him when he came in the door, man."
    ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Dazed_and_Confused_3",
    "text": [ "She was a hip, hip, hip lady, man." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Dazed_and_Confused_4",
    "text": [ "Walkin' down the hall, by myself, smokin' a j with fifty elves." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Half_Baked_1",
    "text": [ "You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill… on weed?" ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Half_Baked_2",
    "text": [ "Oh, there's some crazy shit, man.  There's a dude in the bushes.  Has he got a gun?  I dunno!" ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Half_Baked_3",
    "text": [ "RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO!" ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Half_Baked_4",
    "text": [ "That weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Bible",
    "text": [ "You have a sudden urge to flip your bible open to Genesis 1:29…" ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Big_Lebowski",
    "text": [ "That rug really tied the room together…" ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Mitch_Hedberg",
    "text": [ "I used to do drugs…  I still do, but I used to, too." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Bob_Marley",
    "text": [ "The herb reveals you to yourself." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Bill_Hicks",
    "text": [
      "You suddenly realize that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, and we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively."
    ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Steve_Martin_1",
    "text": [ "I usually only smoke in the late evening." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Steve_Martin_2",
    "text": [ "Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening, or the mid-evening." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Steve_Martin_3",
    "text": [ "Just the early evening, mid-evening and late evening." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Steve_Martin_4",
    "text": [ "Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late mid-afternoon." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Steve_Martin_5",
    "text": [ "Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early-morning." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Steve_Martin_6",
    "text": [ "…But never at dusk." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Cheech_and_Chong",
    "text": [ "Dave's not here, man." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Real_Life_1",
    "text": [ "Man, a cheeseburger sounds SO awesome right now." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Real_Life_2",
    "text": [ "Eh… maybe not." ]
  },
  {
    "type": "snippet",
    "category": "weed_Real_Life_3",
    "text": [ "I guess, maybe, without the cheese… yeah." ]
  }
]
