[IntroStrings]
"- Linguica slaps prwr^own... change back... only thing you'll be owning tonight is your E-Sheep"
"*** prower is now known as prower-shower || * prower-shower is away: in the shower with Ling"
"<UrHaSh> I FRAGGED XOLERAS ONCE! BEAT THAT!"
"- ricrob plots the destruction of the universe"
"<Linguica> Myst: Don't be an asshole plz"
"<Ralphis> UD COMBINE! || <Ralphis> EARTH! || <deathz0r> PANTS! || <liam> COCK!"
"<@AlexMax> I LIKE STICKING FEMININE HYGENE PRODUCTS UP MY ANUS"
"<@Carnevil_> heh, HumanBoners || <pdk> i prefer horse boners || <pdk> dog boners are a close second though"
"<aca> MY PLAN IS TO MASTURBATE UNTIL .96B is released"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"* FraGMarE drops his pants to his ankles and gyrates his hips making his weiner rotate like a helicopter propeller"
"<Linguica> Do women piss outta their clit?"
"<citrus> 3y3 n33d m0r3 Qu0735"
"<Quasar`> how do they give a woman a dong?"
"<prower> all of my sheepies are dying"

[FragStrings]
"* citrus- ejaculateth"
"<ricrob> I'm so very very fucking leet...I'm so very very fucking leet"
"<DVS01> if you fall and die.. youre not alive anymore!"
"<cph> Error 1337: j00 4r3 n07 31337 3n0ugh7 70 pr0gr4m"
"<prower> dagger = virgin (until next time his cousin comes over)"
"* prower has never seen an erect horse cock... and plans not to"
"<Endura> he who hesitates, masturbates"
"<(_o_)> im a breast!"
"<jmast> someone needs to write an IRC client named jIRCoff."
"<prower> can you assrape those sheep or anything?"
"<prower> j00 can't quote yourself llama"
"<mewse> ^l^ <-- giant penis bat"
"* DooMWiz pulls a dildo out of his ass"
"<Bleh2> Ansi: gimme $50 or i tell everyone about your sheep fetish..."
"<Afterglow> jj i want a piece of your mother's love canal"
"<Ralphis> My left nut's pubes have a higher IQ than you, and I don't even have pubes"
"<Nautilus_> DD's mom is a soccer mom whore || <DD_133> orly || <DD_133> pix plz"

[KilledStrings]
"* citrus- ejaculateth"
"<Ricrob> my nob throbeth"
"<Lyfe> I LOVE SCHLONG!"
"* DooMWiz feels gay all of the sudden."
"<DW-Steve> yes, i am on the pill"
"* DVS01 pats _prower_ on the head (not of his cock)"
"<{BaRaKa}> -> I miss my ex-wife - but my aim is getting better!"
"<DaGGer> I'm still a virgin... Oh, hold on, do you count men?"
"<{BaRaKa}> -> Confucius say, Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."
"<RoboCat> mystician, tell me something that IS NOT gay in your opinion"
"<Ralphis> holy fucking shit, my mom just walked in on me jackin it. Luckilly she couldn't see my microscopic penis from across the room"
"<aca> my mom thinks deathz0r is some pedophile || <aca> that wants to rape me"
"<DD_133> I'll tell your mom you smoke cocaine || <Carnevil_> Did you just say 'smoke cocaine'?"
"<Cov-poopie> got shit to do"
"<ricsly> I need a fag"
"* prower is pissing his pants"
"* DVS01 goes crazy and shit"
"- prower takes it ALL off"
"<RottKing> lol i expelled feces loleol"
"<Tom_D> he just masturbated to gay commie porno || <Carnevil> Well who hasn't || <Carnevil> ... I mean || <Carnevil> ..."
"<Nautilus_> Spear-chucking jigaboo"

[RoamingStrings]
"<Nark> Anyone have lesbian goat porn?"
"<Flood9> ph33r pr0w3r's pub3rty"
"<citrus-> ANAL INTRUDERS is a great film"
"<Linguica> I love you, Ling-DCC || <Ling-DCC> And i you, Linguica"
"<ricrob> my mom's got a nice ass man...my dad and me are butt men"
"<{_8^{|}> I get feeling no one takes me seriously with this nick"
"<Ling-Food> myst: I am covered with pure vegetable oil and I am writing a best seller!"
"<virtuoso> what the fuck is a frad?!"
"<DVS01> doom stompts unreal simply because unreal sucks clinton's TOKENDOMELAKAL"
"<citrus> alt.binaries.erotica.hank_the_dwarf"
"<Ralphis> I tried to have sex with my cat once when I was like 9. that didnt work well"
"<xooz98> i'd do jesus if she was hot"
"<Bloodshedder> i wonder if people with really huge penises get insulted by spam for penis enlargement"
"<Danarchy> my nipples look like little buddhist temples"
"<exp[x]> I wanked while reading impse"
"<Adamizer> god I hate impse || <Chaindude> he will only embrace Mancuse || <Spadger|Pirate> oh the mental images. -_-"

[LosingRoamingStrings]
"<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/ || <ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me || <fraggle> it wasnt a dream"
"<Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL || <Maonth> whatever"
"<Ansi[c]> jeezus, my monitor is so big I'm afraid to piss it off"
"<endura> I wanna stick my nads in a salad shooter"
"<RottKing> Confucius say, man who fart in Church, sit in own pew"

[EnragedStrings]
"<Ansi[c]> jeezus, my monitor is so big I'm afraid to piss it off"
"<endura> I wanna stick my nads in a salad shooter"
"<Cyb> ACK STAY AWAY FROM MY WEENIE"
"<Endura> I'm gonna rape prower in so many places....."
"<Ricrob> you've now become a mortal enemy."

[DemoralizedStrings]
"<Cov-poopie> got shit to do"
"<ricsly> I need a fag"
"* prower is pissing his pants"
"* DVS01 goes crazy and shit"
"- prower takes it ALL off"
"<Carnevil_> Yeah, Naut discovered vagina || <Chaindude> did he finally pull down his pants and look?"
"<benj> you guys used to be on my team || <Carnevil_> The GAY-TEAM || <RottKing> I PITY THE FOOL WHO DOESN'T WEAR PINK"

[WinStrings]
"<Ralphis> ive fisted a cyb"
"<Ralphis> omg || <Ralphis> i can suck my own cock"
"<aca> i think i am going to have sex with a pie"
"<Toke> ralphis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once || <Toke> and asked for his ip || <Toke> so fraggle gave him his own ip and he packeted himself"
"<BigBadGangsta> HOLY FUCK || <xooz98> thats how jesus was born"
"<Danarchy> lose the zero and get yourself a hero! :O"

[LoseStrings]
"<Ralphis> gotta go || <Ralphis> fucking mom || <Ralphis> she says i have 25 minutes"
"<Ralphis> wtf man || <Ralphis> how do these guys in porno ALWAYS jizz like 30 feet"
"<xoap> I wanna get a laptop power supply unit || <xoap> and build a cereal box computer"
"<Ralphis> ok wtf || <Ralphis> i dont look at horse porn || <Ralphis> i just noticed it in the porn list so i looked into it"
"<Ralphis> my dick is insanely... || <Ralphis> how do i put it || <deathz0r> small"
"<liam> i hope noone heard me singing 'cockfest' in the shower this morning"
"<Danarchy> if I ever have a girlfriend, I hope she'll breastfeed me"
"<Danarchy> hey, who wants the log? || <orion> I'll take it || <orion> it's not that long is it? || <orion> your log? || <Danarchy> no"
"<Tobester> I should clip my nipplepubes now || <Tobester> but right now removing the fungus from my pubes is my main goal"
"<Ralphis> skippy || <Ralphis> what's the closest you've gotten to a girl || <Ralphis> excluding your sister"
"<SargeBaldy> awesome, there's a city in oregon called Wanker's Corner"
"<AceOfSpades> so i'm fucking this guy in the ass, and all of the sudden he turns around and starts kissing me. i mean, how gay is that?"
"<Carnevil_> But #skulltag will always be the homebase || <Carnevil_> Where all the non-faggoty 12 year olds hang out || <gollum_> + nautilus? :P"
"<Baphomet> No, the last thing we need is Halo-like features. My god Skulltag was my escape from that highly worshipped game. || <AgentSpork> Says the guy who made a Halo map remake"
